I keep meaning to introduce you to Albért, my turtle. I got Albért last summer at some point, and named him after Alber Elbaz of Lanvin. Don’t you think they look alike?:

From thegloss.com

Anyway, we’re moving this weekend. He’s lived in this bathtub for a year, among the Dr. Bronners.

What a house; my, she was yar. But it’s onward and upward from here.